FOOTBAW!

"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 09/08/2016 at 19:42 • Filed to: None

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IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME!

I don’t care if our quarterback has to wear a “Hello, my name is” sticker because no one knows who he is, I’m ready for this game. GO BRONCOS!

Birddog > fhrblig 09/08/2016 at 20:16

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Yes! Footbaw!

And the Bears never fail to amaze me. Cutting Gould really makes me consider defection to the Packers.

fhrblig > Birddog 09/08/2016 at 20:24

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I know that feel. We cheaped out on our punter and the new rookie punter proceeded to honk an 18 yard punt in the last preseason game, and also probably messed up a hold on a missed field goal.

Birddog > fhrblig 09/08/2016 at 21:02

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Denver makes a mistake. Chicago? Follies. I wasn’t a big fan of Forte but he did do his job well. Hester? They screwed him all up. Gould? He was the most consistent guy they have had in 15 years.

And you Denver buggers. Sticking us with Cutler. What did you put in Virginia’s Tea??

Tekamul > fhrblig 09/08/2016 at 21:13

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Serious question, how do you even say Denver’s QB’s name?

Can’t watch the game, stuck with kids in a hotel.

fhrblig > Birddog 09/08/2016 at 21:15

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We tried to tell you he wasn’t worth it.

fhrblig > Tekamul 09/08/2016 at 21:15

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Like a monkey. Simian, Siemian.

fhrblig > fhrblig 09/08/2016 at 21:23

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Fun fact: every time a fullback runs for a touchdown, I spontaneously orgasm.

Tekamul > fhrblig 09/08/2016 at 21:23

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That’s not gonna help his jersey sales.

Birddog > fhrblig 09/08/2016 at 21:26

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So did all the fans!

Don’t put all your eggs in a broken basket!

I laugh when people mention how “Statistically” he’s the best QB the Bears have ever had. They’re right. On paper he is. In reality? We were better off in 1975.

fhrblig > Tekamul 09/08/2016 at 21:27

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The local sports talk station was having a remote, and they asked if anyone had a Siemian jersey on. One guy did, but he had a Paxton Lynch jersey under it.